SHOULD I GET RICH

Should I get rich, and I feel it’s imminent

I will buy all the things I don’t need

So that others can also buy what they don’t need

Mind you, I will carry myself like a dignitary

When times of spending on a budget are over

I will traverse all the golf courses in the country

And overly indulge my soul in the boring game

Just because the rich can afford the swing

I will track down Vera Sidika, for heaven’s sake

Everybody thinks she has a million dollar vagina

I will make an attempt at it, not to hit it

But to turn over screenshots to desperate bloggers

Should get rich, and I feel it’s imminent

Judging from my unbridled love for sleep

I will vie for an elective post and steal form Kenyans

How they love people who steal from them

Should I get rich, just for fun and pleasure

I shall erect a giant middle finger statue

Next to my ex’s home, their front yard

To remind her of the zero fucks I give