Monday, 23 January 2023
Words
Sunday, 22 January 2023
Poverty Is A Sin
What if, pray tell, we
discover one day that poverty was a sin all along? Well, it will be too late
then but just think about it. As for me, I do not want to wait until it’s too
late. An ancient Greek philosopher said ‘mapema ndio best’ and these words couldn’t be any truer now than
it was back then.
I
have thought deeply about this like any man capable of thinking reasonably from
time to time. For that matter, I expect myself to make myself filthy rich with
the least amount of effort and within the shortest time possible. You do not
have to have a particularly high IQ to reach such an intellectual conclusion.
Me, I have purposed to be rich for the past three years or so years. Somewhere
along the Adulting Road, I realized that my obsessions cost a lot of money. And
just like the next person, I could use a million shillings.
I
do not believe that money cannot buy happiness. Or love. Anybody who tells you
that money cannot buy happiness has more money than he ever needs, is
terminally ill, or is dead. You must have too much money to make certain
conclusions about money. As broke as I am, I am 93.27% sure that money will set
me on the path toward happiness. Think about things money can do. Point of
correction; think about things a lot of money can do. You could be a complete
moron and people will still applaud you. In some extreme circumstances, you
might even believe them thinking that you are a “person of the people.”
However, when election results are announced, you realize that even your close
family members pretend to like you. I think that’s the worst way to use your
millions.
It
saddens me to think that there are people who still think that money cannot buy
love. I do not blame them. Again, this is a rich-people problem, and they
should never ever think that we subscribe to such nonsense. It has been proven
scientifically that money can actually buy love. According to Dave Barry, a
humor scientist who specialized in a branch of science known as ‘making things
up,’ money can buy love – it can buy a lot of high-quality fake love. If you
can buy fake love, what is the point of buying low-quality?
Your
worldview does not matter. Money makes life a whole lot better and easier. When
you have money and you are bored, you could hire a hitman to kill boredom. And that’s
not even the best part – the best part is that you can afford a lawyer (for
purposes of this article, a lawyer is anyone who can throw a cocktail of big
English and Latin words and wears suits).
There
are so many ways to make too much money and quickly. However, most of them are
either illegal or scams. I have lived long enough to know this. There is no
point in having millions of money and constantly hiding. It is the main reason
we elect people with questionable characters to lead. They have been out there
doing ‘shady business deals’ and when they cannot hide anymore they offer
themselves up for election. It is the surest way to being untouchable and
making even more money quite effortlessly. Pablo Escobar tried it but failed.
I have tried gambling, only to realize, dismayed, that I was contributing diligently to someone else's next luxury toy. A job works the same way. I have also realized that schools indoctrinate people to accept slavery as the perfect way to live. They no longer have to forcefully enslave you - you willingly accept to be a slave, sometimes you even beg them.
I know
that I do not possess the right gene to create something as big as Microsoft or
Facebook. I’ll settle for what has already been invented – religion. The last
time I checked, no other brand has ever outsold Jesus since the five-day
workweek. I plan to start a church, preach, and people will give me money on behalf of
Jesus. And the best part of it is that I can keep it. Why, because poverty
might just be another sinner they forgot to include in the bible. Living a good life isn't a sin, it is what you do when living a good life that might be sin. Like making others feel poor about themselves.
A Ticket To Hell
but one stands clear in my mind,
Saturday, 21 January 2023
Makeshift Prisons
The bars appear as beautiful as flowers In a solemn and mournful bloom Watered by silent tears of lost time Watered by broken dreams Of broken hearts
Thursday, 19 January 2023
Just Guesses
Tuesday, 17 January 2023
The Good, The Bad. The Balance
Monday, 16 January 2023
When Everything Changed
The vast blue dome above
Conjured nothing but bliss
In the air roamed untainted love
The world was at peace
All dreams were low-lying fruits
There was no need for needless exertion
We lived and loved to bits
Because we had discovered our passion
But then everything changed all of a sudden
The world that we thought was pure
Threatened to make us heathens
We were never the same for sure