I’d love a woman who reads
Books with imponderable titles
And as thick as a dictionary
So she can challenge me with words
Such as kerfuffle
I wouldn’t wonder what to gift her
And she wouldn’t wonder what to give me
Everywhere we go people say
‘that’s the book warm couple’
She would write, that’s for sure
Ain’t no woman who reads and doesn’t write
She will write pages and pages
Of her feelings when I piss her off
When we argue she is rational
Yet sublimely feminine
Because I can’t stand irrational people
Better if she quotes
her favourite author
When we break up, we gift each our journals
Full of indelible anecdotes
And then we fall in love again
Because we’ll be reading stories were characters