And because a curvy woman has become the epitome of marketing, I want you to picture one, with curves in all right places. Picture her exquisitely sculptured body, a being God designed with particularly savory relish. Let’s move on a little deeper, picture a silhouette of her nakedness against the moon light. Do you see those boobs, that nicely shaped behind? Now implant that image in your living room. Picture her undressing sensually in front of you, touching her vital body parts in that ecstasy inducing allure. Picture her dropping the last piece of clothing as she glides towards you….now stop the imagination.
Now picture the two of you lying down close to each other,
gazing into each other’s eyes, exhausted from pleasure. Picture yourself
caressing whatever body part, that upon its flicker, heavens opens its doors.
Picture seeing a tattoo of your name on that favorite body part of yours. Now
let your mind wander to the seventeen years it took you to win her, to
penetrate into formidable fortress. Picture the places she has taken you,
without even hinting that she liked you; Mombasa, Maasai Mara, Kisumu, Kitale,
Mombasa again, Mombasa one more time….
Get back to the real world. You are the six star Kibandaski,
and a plate of steaming madondo
commands your attention. Beside that plate, a brown envelope, which hold the
most precious document in your entire existence-your degree certificate (the
woman you pictured). Having tucked it in place where no vermin can reach, where
a nuclear disaster won disfigure, you settle for the hearty meal, more in
celebrations for the deadlines you did beat, the exams that you surprisingly
passed without preparing for, and that research that your supervisor didn’t let
you off the hook, (she could kiss your ass, you are sorry at that thought).
Even in its beauty, with curves in the places you like, a
certificate is almost nothing because it prepares many for an ideal world, not
the real world. There’s so much arse-licking in the real. Basically you have to
take shit, you will be lucky to get a boss who won’t insult you because a woman
rejected his advances or any stupid thing which you will only contemplate. A
certificate will not insure your dreams. May be the only place it can get you
is an interview room, answering questions from people who’ve been taking shit
for decades and are hell bent on making you look like an academic wannabe,
someone who moonlighted as a student, and most importantly enjoy seeing you
getting whipped by the town, where they have mastered their way. In fact, a
certificate is a mere assurance and with a keen eye, you’ll notice there’s an
‘ass’ in assurance.
**
For 17 odd years, I have chased this paper, trying all I can
to be number one. No one told me much about education except to wake up and be
number one. For 17 years, I toiled only to be told I actually didn’t have the
power to read and write all that time, close to two decades. Isn’t that
incredible? 17 years of mind breaking exams, only to learn dismayed, that I didn’t
have the power to read and write.
Enter class room chronicles, a journey through the 17 years.
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